Who is Gina?

After careful consideration, Gina decided not to write her biography in the third person. Everyone knows who's writing this. Let's not pretend anyone other than Gina took the effort to document her minor accomplishments.

Hello. My name is Gina Jenkinson. I was born in Yorkshire, to a couple of idiots. My mother was a raven haired beauty called Miriam, and my father was this short fat ginger bloke called Dave.

The reason for my conception was my mothers crippling insecurities and my fathers inability to use the rhythm method. Dave once took me to the tree under which I was conceived. I said "blimey". He's dead now, and this has stopped me getting anxious about going to Morrison's and bumping into him.

I write and perform comedy, I've got awards and everything.

My mum told me I'd never amount to anything because of my looks and lack of talent. I use her urn as a doorstop. SO WHO WON?!

I think that pretty much brings me up to date. yeah, I was born.. grew up and now I'm writing a bio for my website. I don't think I've left anything out.

If you've read to the end, I love you. x

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